Needs To Be Glassed

This shit

2007-05-16T10:21:00.000+10:00

Shut the fuck up.

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People who sit behind glass

2007-05-08T13:45:00.000+10:00

Stop smiling.

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Tapir massages

2007-05-07T10:42:00.000+10:00

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People who put all their eggs in one basket

2007-05-01T15:23:00.000+10:00

assholes.

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Skips

2007-04-03T14:35:00.000+10:00

Fuck ya cunts.

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The Hulk's "professor" persona

2007-03-30T11:34:00.000+10:00

Bottom left. Fucken asshole.

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Ironman

2007-03-27T11:47:00.001+10:00

Fucken sellout.

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Saved search terms

2007-03-20T11:34:00.000+11:00

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Glenn A. Baker

2007-03-04T19:12:00.000+11:00

Stop talking about the beatles fuckface.

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Dave Hendrik

2007-03-03T15:13:00.000+11:00

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The Mobile Speedbag

2007-02-25T15:22:00.000+11:00

Muppet.

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Anyone who went to see the QM2

2007-02-21T08:35:00.000+11:00

"The vast numbers meant the city's roads were at a standstill for most of the day. Traffic banked back from the Cahill Expressway to Woolloomooloo."

It's a boat, you fucking idiots.

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This Guinea Pig

2007-02-20T13:43:00.000+11:00

Asshole.

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This Guy

2007-02-16T23:57:00.000+11:00

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Nien Nunb

2007-02-16T15:47:00.000+11:00

"He is however, rather tall for a Sullustan."

Fucken asshole.

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The phrase "do me a flavour"

2007-02-15T16:05:00.000+11:00

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Human Nature

2007-02-12T09:45:00.000+11:00

Shut the fuck up.

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This Dog

2007-02-09T20:18:00.000+11:00

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Speak the Hungarian Rapper

2007-02-09T11:01:00.000+11:00

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3:46 - 3:54 in this clip

2007-02-08T15:22:00.000+11:00

Fucken EBN-OZN.

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1:11 into this montage

2007-02-08T11:11:00.000+11:00

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Fat Fucks (cont)

2007-02-07T18:43:00.000+11:00

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Mika

2007-02-06T02:59:00.000+11:00

Fuck you.

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Ellen DeGeneres (in flash form)

2007-02-05T12:26:00.000+11:00

Evidence

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Denis Leary

2007-02-01T16:30:00.000+11:00

Hack.
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This

2007-01-31T00:53:00.000+11:00

Vesa (26)
"The latex mask is by Kirsi Nisonen, the hoodie is by Daniel Palillo, the KTZ leggings are from Wunder, the Japan inspired boots are vintage Diesel.
Nu rave and renaissance, the time of Christopher Columbus and baggy shapes inspire me – but always with a touch of Nazi Germany to avoid a too clowny and buffoon look!"

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Mike Skinner

2007-01-30T19:51:00.000+11:00

Twat.

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Chauncey Billups

2007-01-30T14:43:00.000+11:00

"Billups is known for his free throw and 3-point shot. His sharpshooting has earned him the nickname "Mr. Big Shot"..."

Get. Fucked.

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Sydney Festival

2007-01-29T22:57:00.000+11:00

Wrong.

Glassed.

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People who keep dressing up as fat fucks

2007-01-26T13:49:00.000+11:00

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Couscous

2007-01-18T23:28:00.000+11:00

What the fuck?

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Songs about CMS's

2007-01-16T14:15:00.000+11:00

More

Guest Glasser - Steve

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James Morrison

2007-01-16T03:10:00.000+11:00

You fucking twat.

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Brett Lee and Asha - You are the one for me

2007-01-09T16:36:00.000+11:00

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Pink Floyd Remix #912375/11b

2007-01-07T20:17:00.000+11:00

"...the video for the song packs a great message though. It emphasizes the importance of conserving energy to protect the environment."

Oh fuck off.

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Swedish techno songs about internet chat rooms

2007-01-05T10:16:00.000+11:00

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Taxi Boxes

2007-01-04T23:07:00.000+11:00

STOP FUCKING BEEPING!

If there's one device that does need installing in your average Sydney cab, it's a fucking navigator.

Glassed.
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This

2007-01-04T15:53:00.000+11:00

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Wayne Arnold

2007-01-04T12:51:00.000+11:00

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Wally

2006-12-31T17:17:00.000+11:00

Stop fucken hiding asshole.

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Field Mice

2006-12-31T17:15:00.000+11:00

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The Wachowski Brothers

2006-12-30T15:29:00.000+11:00

Hacks.

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Babel

2006-12-28T19:41:00.000+11:00

Along with Hulk and Garden State, probably the worst fucking film I've ever seen.

Let neither the quality cast nor the hot Japanese chick in the poster fool you.

Glassed.

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This Guy

2006-12-21T11:39:00.000+11:00

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Flying Go-Carts

2006-12-20T22:17:00.000+11:00

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Bindi's Kidfitness - $24.99

2006-12-20T15:47:00.000+11:00

I don't know where these rumors about cynical exploitation get started.

Will this teach my eight year-old how to outswim a Stingray?

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This Duck

2006-12-20T15:38:00.000+11:00

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Adobe Premiere Pro

2006-12-20T14:17:00.000+11:00

The functional equivalent of hammering nails into your dick.

Glassed.

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People who use bowling ramps

2006-12-20T11:48:00.000+11:00

Cheating asshole.

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Mike Monday

2006-12-19T19:35:00.000+11:00

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Haddaway

2006-12-19T16:26:00.000+11:00

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Everyone in this photo

2006-12-18T15:00:00.000+11:00

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Chachi

2006-12-18T10:51:00.000+11:00

Joanie loves chachi?
No she doesn't.

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This

2006-12-15T13:34:00.000+11:00

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Falkor The Luck Dragon

2006-12-13T22:00:00.000+11:00

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Bindi Irwin

2006-12-13T15:27:00.000+11:00

Shut the fuck up frog face.

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Cabana Bar - St Leonards

2006-12-13T13:24:00.000+11:00

Fuck that.

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Lizard Men

2006-12-13T13:22:00.000+11:00

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This Poster

2006-12-13T10:37:00.000+11:00

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Everyone in this photo

2006-12-13T08:32:00.000+11:00

"It's been suggested that (Heather) married me for the money, and there is not an ounce of truth to this. She is a very generous person who spends most of her time trying to help others in greater need than herself."

$300 million, Paul. That buys a shitload of couture limb covers.

As for Madam Mills, we'll just see how many minefields you adopt with your newfound cash.

Fucken glassed.

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Medium

2006-11-24T10:38:00.000+11:00

Can you even imagine how fucking irritating it would be to live with a woman who wakes up every night with terrifying visions of the future?

Couch for you tonight, bitch.

Glassed.
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The Christmas Movie

2006-11-24T10:30:00.000+11:00

Where's the fucken grinch when you need him?

Glassed.
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Kramer

2006-11-22T19:02:00.000+11:00

This is his idea of stand-up comedy?

Now watch him suck up on Letterman.

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That "New" Beatles Album

2006-11-21T16:11:00.000+11:00

Love (spelled LOVE on all cover artwork) is a soundtrack compilation album release by The Beatles for the Cirque du Soleil show of the same name. Producer Giles Martin commented that "What people will be hearing on the album is a new experience, a way of re-living the whole Beatles musical lifespan in a very condensed period."

I'm pretty sure if John Lennon saw this shit, he'd glass it too.

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Jude Law

2006-11-20T22:55:00.000+11:00

Fucking fucktwat.

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This Photo

2006-11-20T16:39:00.000+11:00

Nice sunnies, fuckwad.

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Scut Farkus

2006-11-18T22:57:00.000+11:00

Asshole.

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King Kong

2006-11-17T22:18:00.000+11:00

Fucken dull.

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Fucks who eat breakfast at work

2006-11-17T09:56:00.000+11:00

Yeah you, you I got in so fucking early I didn't even have time for my granola and Pilates prick.

You fulfill my life's ambition to hear you slurping, clinking and chomping on shit until 10am every fucking weekday.

Dante had you assholes pegged back in the 14th century.

See you in hell.

Glassed.

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The Token Black Guy in Ghostbusters

2006-11-15T21:12:00.000+11:00

Can someone please explain to me what narrative purpose this character had.

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Fat Fucks (cont)

2006-11-15T16:59:00.000+11:00

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The Wearable Instrument T-Shirt

2006-11-15T13:37:00.000+11:00

CSIRO government budget for 2006/07: $48M

Current Research Project: Air-Guitar T-Shirt

Chief Researcher: Knob Above.

"You can play with yours hands above your head," said Dr Helmer. "You can turn around and jump. Whatever you like."

My tax dollars at work.

Further Evidence.

..And watch Dr Helmer really get the party started here.

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James Reyne

2006-11-11T02:56:00.000+11:00

Duck-voiced cunt.

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Pharrell Williams and His 18-Karat-Gold Blackberry

2006-11-09T15:57:00.000+11:00

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Röyksopp

2006-11-09T15:56:00.000+11:00

Fuck off.

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People Who Drink Cristal

2006-11-09T14:15:00.000+11:00

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Brian Austin Green

2006-11-08T20:43:00.001+11:00

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Ben Prideaux

2006-11-03T14:37:00.000+11:00

Equipped with fauxhawk and shiny shirt, Ben Prideaux manages to extract himself from a hard day's shopping to testify in court that ex-lover Ian Roberts "dragged him" from his room.

Fucken Sydney.

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The spam tunnel at www.needstobeglassed.com

2006-11-02T22:21:00.000+11:00

No, I'm not buying spectacles, for fuck's sake...

Jesus.
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Every fucking hospital drama

2006-11-01T21:13:00.000+11:00

Enough already!

Fucken glassed.

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Halloween

2006-11-01T14:13:00.000+11:00

We're not America yet, so the only treats you'll be getting, lil kiddies, when you come around a-treatin around to my house are the ones that go in your ass.

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Brian Atene

2006-10-31T04:18:00.000+11:00

In 1984, Director Stanley Kubrick placed ads throughout the U.S. for young aspiring actors to send in audition tapes for "Full Metal Jacket". This is one of them...

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Adults Who Still Play With Lego

2006-10-30T04:50:00.000+11:00

This is my rotating, light-up Stargate. It was constructed over a period of approximately 3 months in mid-2005, and first displayed at BrickFest 2005, where I'm honored to say it took both the Best Medium Space and Best Brick Mod awards.

More.

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Bert Newton (cont)

2006-10-27T14:45:00.000+10:00

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Oprah Dealing With Big Issues

2006-10-27T02:54:00.000+10:00

Oprah is haunted by Auschwitz.

"I still cannot even imagine what it was like to go through a concentration camp and come out alive and sane," the talk-show host said at a fundraiser.

You stupid bitch.

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Noel Gallagher

2006-10-27T01:32:00.000+10:00

Noel Gallagher has launched a tirade of abuse at the Australian national football team.

He is quoted as saying "Stick to the Aussie rules and the tennis and the cricket and the rugby- you are good at that. Football is the game of the intelligentsia and you are shit at it. You will never win anything so give it up.”

You haven't written a decent tune since 1995, and England haven't done shit since 1966, so shut the fuck up.

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Harry's Cafe de Wheels - Liverpool Outlet

2006-10-25T19:13:00.000+10:00

Harry's Cafe de Wheels is now open in Liverpool.

Rejoice! The people of Sydney's west now have an alternative to KFC.

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New Rock Boots

2006-10-24T22:18:00.000+10:00

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This

2006-10-24T14:22:00.000+10:00

Glassed

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Winnie Blues

2006-10-24T11:58:00.000+10:00

Get Fucked.

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VB

2006-10-21T15:52:00.000+10:00

What?

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Aleksey Vayner

2006-10-20T04:53:00.000+10:00

In a competitive job market, everybody understands the need to make your CV strand out. But one Yale student has taken that to rather extreme lengths, sending prospective employers a seven-minute long motivational video - that's become the laughing stock of Wall Street.

Aleksey Vayner's glorious video tribute to how awesome he is, titled 'Impossible Is Nothing', was forwarded around New York's major investment banks, after he submitted it to financial services firm UBS AG.

Good one Aleksey.

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Stingrays (cont)

2006-10-19T12:52:00.000+10:00

An 81-year-old man is in critical condition after a bizarre attack by a stingray, which leapt out of the water into a boat and stung him in the chest. More.

I've had just about enough of these little cunts.

Fuck you Stingrays. It's WAR.

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Sting Circa 2006

2006-10-18T09:56:00.000+10:00

"After an amazingly prolific career spanning decades, Sting returns with his debut solo recording on Deutsche Grammophon, performing songs to the lute by Elizabethan composer John Dowland, one of England's greatest musicians."

Usually when pop artists can't write music anymore, they just stick to endless Greatest Hits compilations, not lower themselves to Elizabethan lute music.

Then again, Sting did perform a duet with Craig David.

Glassed.

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Andrew G

2006-10-17T21:19:00.000+10:00

"One of the best things about Andrew is that he used to be fat. This is good because he is not chubby any more (not that the more voluptuous in our society can’t be absolute sexpots!),"

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Guest Contributor: Steve

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That chick from The Shining

2006-10-17T20:23:00.000+10:00

You're fucking annoying. You should have given Jack the bat.

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This guy

2006-10-17T19:05:00.000+10:00

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This Photo

2006-10-17T16:58:00.000+10:00

I'm starting to question this man's interest in the national fertility rate.

Glassed.

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Everyone along the entire length of Oxford street on Friday nights

2006-10-14T01:46:00.000+10:00

Get fucked.

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The Gothic Personals

2006-10-13T20:08:00.000+10:00

Don't be fooled by those big services who change their background black so they can feed off the scene!

Visit the website.

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